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 8/4/2003-The Plague (ing) of Locust IIWelcome to part II of 'The Plague (ing) of Locust. At first I thought this buffoon would give up the ghost, block me and this would've ended with part I. As you're about to see, I really got to this guy. Destroying his mind made me feel good. So much for this being an 'intellectual'chat.
 flarschenleuger: i have a woman. sure she's limbless, but i'm safe knowing she'll never stray.
 Locust2K3: i think you like acting like an ass. it shows lack of any redeeming social value.
 flarschenleuger: are you implying i'm a social food stamp or coupon? i'm flattered.
 Locust2K3: hey, quit making derargatory remarks in the main chat this is between us!
 flarschenleuger: well you did say you were fascinated by the contours of my schlong. they wanted to know.
 Locust2K3: Look asshole! i want you to leave! i am reporting you!
 flarschenleuger: you can't. this is a user room. no bot watchdogs here.
 Locust2K3: fucking coward! too afraid to get booted in another room?
 flarschenleuger: yes. hey did you see my post in the chat about your woman's boobies?
 Locust2K3: LEAVE. NOW.
 flarschenleuger: aren't intellectuals supposed to be gifted with deductive reasoning and cognitive skills? time to apply them here.
 Locust2K3: do you get off trying to antagonize me?
 flarschenleuger: yes.
 Locust2K3: you are pathetic, i feel sorry for you.
 flarschenleuger: k.
 Locust2K3: i'm not leaving until you leave. permenately.
 flarschenleuger: oOoOoOoO! IT'S ON NOW!
 Locust2K3: have you noticed all the peeps in the main room are asking you to leave?
 flarschenleuger: hehehehehe a 30 yr old using the word 'peeps?'
 Locust2K3: i'm asking you nicely now. please leave.
 flarschenleuger: i think you're emotionally challenged. you're now asking nicely? first raging, now apathetic?
 Locust2K3: i just want you to move on. leave our group alone.
 flarschenleuger: and i want to use your wife as a cum rag, but we don't always get what we want.
 Locust2K3: ENOUGH! you sick fucking faget! i've had enough!
 flarschenleuger: k.
 
 At this point, we pause and go back to the main room. he starts calling me such inspired names as 'cerebral gnome' which he misspelled as knome, and telling everyone i was suffering from small man/penis syndrome. Of course everyone laughed, but tards of a feather flock together. i feigned distress and pinged him again.
 
 flarschenleuger: i'm sorry. i meant no disrespect..it's just i'm alone.
 Locust2K3: yes it is. being a jerk is no way to attain friendship.
 flarschenleuger: then help me.. help me be a friend.
 Locust2K3: well rethink your life.
 flarschenleuger: i don't like your eye cheese.
 Locust2K3: what?
 flarschenleuger: do you hate it when you fart in the bathtub and the bubbles go up your back?
 Locust2K3: this is enough. you're now going to be chatting to dead air space. i will not dignify your actions with further responses.
 flarschenleuger: that only proves you're no intellect.
 Locust2K3: ha! how do you reason?
 flarschenleuger: cause i'm 'nargalook du gooti pi' that's latin in tongues for 'the shining mind.'
 Locust2K3: you wish.
 flarschenleuger: what happened to ignoring me there einstein?
 Locust2K3: i made a decision. i will harrass you until you leave.
 flarschenleuger: k. BRB.
 flarschenleuger: sorry, had to poop. sup?
 Locust2K3; we've had some interesting dissections of your mind in the main chat while you were away.
 flarschenleuger: splendid. i'm happy to be the focal point of this chat for 'theories, thoughts and ideas.' seems my job here is finished.
 Locust2K3: it is indeed.
 flarschenleuger: say, can i photoshop your pic before i post it on gruntplop.org?
 Locust2K3: what?
 flarschenleuger: i want to delete you and put a pic of me tonguing your wife's noggin before i post this transcript on gruntplop.
 Locust2K3: you will do no such thing, i will seek legal action.
 flarschenleuger: too late. posted.
 Locust2K3: you son of a bitch! i will destroy your site! mother fucker!
 flarschenleuger: hey nothing personal, i needed this transcript for an article, and the pic looks boss.
 
 That ends that. I swear I heard him smash his keyboard thru his mic in the main chat. Out of respect of what mind he has left, I didn't post his and his wife's pic. Mainly cause I don't have photoshop. Starngely enough this chat has been renamed and is exclusively in the science chat. They thought they were rid of me. tee hee! Until next time I am the one....
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