PastPoop

5/16/2003-I have discovered the meaning to life

Lately I've fallen into a slump.

I've been reduced to chatting with WebCam girls, and whinning about how my life is going nowhere. Then it came to me, a diamond, glittering in a sea of dead babies. It hase given me a new meaning, a purpose, a new masturbatory fantasy.

This is it.

When I saw it, is was filled with joy, and an urge to vomit up the pills I swallowed. Who would have thought that O.D.ing was so difficult. I just thought that you could just swallow about 60 or 70 pills of anykind, and you could consider yourself not alive in just a few minutes.

But not is the case when it comes to laxitives. I think I've pooped so much, I'm now pooping poop from the future. Like it's poop from food that I haven't even eaten, that my colon has traved forward in time to secure enough poop to satisfy the command of all the laxitive that I swallowed.

And my nipples hurt from the menopause medication I took, and I think I'm having my period. That, or it could just be my anus giving up the ghost from all the pooping that I happen to be doing as I type this.

But back to the new meaning to my life.

I can't rant enough on how, by viewing this, you will be saved. Because, even you my fellow reader, will never be...

THIS FUCKING STUPID!

Upon viewing this, I averted my eyes, because the nova of stupid was too much for even me to bear. One who ate everything in his grandmother's purse couldn't stand the amount of retardation that came out of my monitor.

It's so bad that I think our lord and savior, Alex Chiu, wouldn't allow me to post any screens of it here.

This is a journey that you will have to take alone.

-BarnyardMessiah