PastPoop

6/18/2003-Yay for sleep deprevation.

Nothing makes one happier than spending a sleepless night with endless lines of Perl code running through one's head.

So once again I'm on my drug of choice, and that's sleep deprevation!

I honestly don't know why people don't do this instead of using blow, acid, beer, or various perscription mood enhancers. One good night without sleep and I'm on cloud nine, logic and reason are pitched out the door, and I'm ready to deal a steaming helping of shit to anyone who happens to stray into my crosshairs.

My boss had a talk with me today. The vice president came to our facility and wasn't pleased when I didn't take time out of my engrossing task of data entry in Exel to say hi to her evil ass. I told my boss that I didn't want to sink her ship, I understand that she doesn't have her green card and can be sent back to South Africa. Fuck, I wouldn't want to go there myself. Then, in my intoxicated state, I thought occured to me. I should call up the vice president and tell her that if she wanted someone to greet her when she came in, that she needed to hire a fucking doorman.

My boss didn't find that idea so hot.

So I resorted to changing around the display/start bar/screensaver on the computer till I found the combination that would make a blind man's eyes bleed. I procceded to use this combo for the rest of the day. That, and I decided to get freaky with the VisuaBasic editor in Exel. My boss saw this and quickly put an end to it. She knew I was trying to backdoor my way into the database. Oh well.

Oh, and now I can't put up anymore "phrases" for the company sayings board.

See, we have this stupid board in which we are suppose to come up with sentences that represent the company we work for. I decided to make mine acronyms for some of my favorite words.

Building Integrety Through Careful Handeling

Achiving Superior Service by Helping Others Limit Errors

Total Apreciation for the Maintenence of our Patrons Organizational Needs

Building an Outstanding Name via Exelence and Resoucefullness

Focusing and Understanding Customer Knowlege, Tact, And Respecting Diversity

A nod goes to Insidious_T for helping me work some of those out.

Of coarse I didn't get to finish the list, and now the space next to my name will forever remain blank. Mainly because my boss is afraid of what I will come up with next. Maybe she's afraid I'd come up with some anagrams.

Anyhoo, I'm off to bed.

-BarnyardMessiah