PastPoop

4/27/2003-A Retraction

We here at GruntPlop try to provide you, our readers, with the highest quality content that your money can by.

i.e. you get what you pay for...

Our last article has angered a few of our readers, and I'd like to take this time to address these issues.

I recived an email early yesterday, by a very angry individual who felt that the article completely an utterly misrepresented him as an artist.

His name is Timmy, and this is his letter:

To: <barnyardmessiah@gruntplop.org>

From: <masterpoetman@hotmail.com>

CC:

Subject: U GUYS R STOOPID!!!!!!!!111111111111111

HEY FAGS!!!

3Y3 4M A SUP3R PO3T! 3Y3 DON NO WHY U LET DA FAG INSIDIOUS T RITE TAHT SHIT ABOUT US PO3TS!!!!!!! POR3TY EZ HARD!!11 I RITES MIN3 IN LI3K 3HOURS, AND TAHTS THE KWIK 1S!!!!

BUT U R SOOO STOOPID, 3Y3 WILL SHOW U WH4T R33L PO3YRT 3Z LIEK!!

U GUYS R FAGS!!

3Y3 WILL STUPH UR BUTTS WITH RAGS!!

3Y3 WILL 3AT UR PR0N0 MAGS!!

U TINK UR DA BOM??!!!

I WILL M4K3 DA SEX WITH UR MOM!!

AND TAK3 H3R 2 DA PROM!!

DO NOT PUT DIS ON UR WEB PAGE OR 3Y3 WILL SU U!!!!!!

TIMMY

P>S> 3Y3 \/\/1|| |-|@><0|2 J00!!!!

As you can see, Timmy was really upset by Insidious_T's fun-pokage at the beatnik scene. And to Timmy I say, it's all in fun. We can accept your art, can you accept ours? We live in a country where free speach is the spice of life, where a Klansman and a Black Panther can shout their words of racial hatred unchecked, where construction workers can vocally molest women on the sidewalk, where children can tell their mothers to fuck off.

Where we, a humble website, can display our diahrea journalism to the world.

As a token of our goodwill to the internet world I, BarnyardMessiah, will accept any poetry sent to me and display it on my next update. I will let you use my time on here to display your art to the world, to voice your opinion, to rape people's minds.

Click on my handle below to email it to me.

-BarnyardMessiah