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PastPoop7/25/2003-Troma-tastic!We loaded up on so much DVD action at the comic-con that we still haven't watched them all.But the ones we have watched are friggin' awesome. The Troma Team had a booth there, and they had allmost all of there movie catalog there in DVD. I say allmost because they were sold out of Terror Firmer, and I wanted a fucking copy of that shit. Suncoast has it for like $40 bucks, and I can't afford that! But I'm getting sidetracked... The first title up for review is 'The Toxic Avenger IV: Citizen Toxie'. 
To me it's a rare to actually run across images that I will not post on GruntPlop, and this movie packed to the rafters with that sort of stuff. It's freakin' great! The only other movie that could top it for un-postability would be 'Rape-Enstien 6: Child penetration at the old folks home'. Only I wouldn't recomend that movie, like I would 'The Toxic Avenger IV: Citizen Toxie'. In all honesty I think I would staple the genitals of anyone who watched, and enjoyed, 'Rape-Enstien 6' to a refrigerator and push it down a flight of stairs. Not like that movie exists, or our readers have genitals... 
The Diaper Mafia taking over a school for Tards As someone has said: 'There's a line that you just don't cross, and any film by Troma just goes screaming by it'. These words qualify for first place in the worlds Biggest Understatement of the Year award. 
In the special features of the DVD, there's a scene where the writter of the film is going nuts screaming:'If I have to work in another lesbian love scene, I'll quit! What we need is more homo buttfucking!'. 
In this movie the Toxic Avenger is up to his usual tricks, which is basically mutilating the living fuck out of all the bad guys. Yet this one has a twist, see the Toxic Avenger has been swapped with an evil twin from another dimention. This evil twin does some really naughty things like toss a 12 year old girl head first into a brick wall. 
But never fear, because the real Toxic Avenger is here to rip out the guts of any evil villian, especially the ones who shoot retards with heavy machine guns. 
All in all, this movie is Awesome on a scale from 'dude...' to 'DUDE!'. As Lemmy from Motorhead agrees. 
Next up from Troma is 'Cannibal!: The Musical'. This was Trey Parker's first movie project, and it features Matt Stone. This movie is by far funnier than the South Park movie for many reasons, the foremost being the fact that cannibalism is instant comedy. 
It's a musical based on the adventures of Allen Packer, the only man in U.S. history to be convicted of cannibalism. 
Nothing says musical like bandanas 
...or, Japanese indians... 
Well, it did say it was inspired by Allen Packer, not a recital of historical fact... 
But it does have some meaty head poppin'! You should head over to Troma and pick up these titles yourself! They build a mean turd! Time for my medication. -BarnyardMessiah |
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