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7/29/2003-Transhumanectomy


Jackhammers and pregnant women? Very transhuman.

Why do people think that us turning into cyborgs is the future? Why? Supposedly we are not allowed to say 'no thanks, no cyber implantation for me sir but you can do what ever you want to yourself'. We are only allowed two different options when it comes to cyborgs apparently - we either (like assholes apparently) completley refuse to allow cyborgs to exist or EVERYONE becomes a cyborg. Atleast thats according to the Transhumanist Association. Yes, they have a name and yes they want to all be immortal body swapping robocops with jack hammer like dildonics.


Transhuman? Maybe. Fabulous? Absolutely

Apparently there was a big conference about cyborgs recently and one of the big topics would be the civil rights of cyborgs, androids, and straight up fuck you robots. I don't know about these people. I think they're getting way ahead of themselves. We don't have any real cyborgs right now, and when they become numerous enough to hate we should be able to handle it. It just seems way too much to me like banning mind control devices in outer space or granting human status to pets. It's dumb, idealistic and it gives me the shits. It's way too much like self mutilation and body modification except with a purpose. I will say though that it would be sweet to be a cyborg. I would get a giant drill and have it put on my head and I would bore through the earth like a dolphin in water. Those would be the days.


He must be a cyborg, look at his unit! SASSY!

To tell you the truth I didn't really read much of the Village Voice article which this whole thing is from. So I am really not that knowlegable about the topic of which I speak. But I will tell you this, they will never take my property. My land. The land I've worked for years to produce enough to support my family, especially my 5 year old crippled son Georgie who can't use his legs so he has to roll everywhere. The day the cyborgs show up with their robot slave army in tow, I'll be waiting for them. I'll have amassed a virtual aresnal of weapons and an army of men that will have no problem taking a bite out of infants head likes it's an apple. YEAH! ...I don't really know where I was going with that. The only part of that whole thing was the taking a bite out of an infant's head like it an was apple, but I would do that myself.


YEAH!


Here are the links I found but didn't actually look at much. I'm done for now, BUT I WILL BE BACK.
Village Voice article
World Transhumanist Association
Transhuman Values
Transhuman Art
Center for Genetics and Society
More Transhuman Art
an article
What a bunch of douche bags
-HighPulp

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