PastPoop

4/25/2003-Instant Message, Instant comedy

Since Insidious_T's article isn't done yet, and HighPulp hasn't submitted his article, I give you an AIM log from last night.

The discussion on URLs is where the comedy is at.

Session Start (AIM - BarnyardMessiah:MongledMonkey): Wed Apr 23 19:16:14 2003
MongledMonkey: yizzleshizzledizzlewizzlemizzlekizzlesizzle(helpmeitstakingover)quizzlelizzlepizzlecizzlebizzletrizzlenizzlemizzlehizzle
BarnyardMessiah: easy...
BarnyardMessiah: Finaly got the update up.
MongledMonkey: there's always room for monkies
BarnyardMessiah: I take it you saw the update.
MongledMonkey: indeed
BarnyardMessiah: Why is your font smaller.
BarnyardMessiah: ?
MongledMonkey: cuz I'm cool
MongledMonkey: cool people use small fonts
MongledMonkey: monospaced small fonts
BarnyardMessiah: http://www.condoms7.com/positions7/hoover_position.html
MongledMonkey: ¬_¬
MongledMonkey: looks like the wheelbarrow to me
MongledMonkey: damn, punky brewster got hot
BarnyardMessiah: Um...
MongledMonkey: GOT you lampshade
BarnyardMessiah: Easy there LeftTire.
MongledMonkey: lol
BarnyardMessiah: http://www.grimcity.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=344
MongledMonkey: high quality
BarnyardMessiah: heh
MongledMonkey: I get the idea that you guys get distracted an awful lot on those forums heheh
BarnyardMessiah: Just a bit.
MongledMonkey: punk this brewster
BarnyardMessiah: Who was that?
MongledMonkey: ¬_¬
MongledMonkey: punky brewster...today
BarnyardMessiah: I thought so.
MongledMonkey: btw, great animated gif on the forum there
BarnyardMessiah: Thanx
BarnyardMessiah: You reading around there?
MongledMonkey: just saw it again
BarnyardMessiah: fOn the forum, or somewhere else?
MongledMonkey: furom
BarnyardMessiah: Ah
BarnyardMessiah: w00t?
MongledMonkey: wewt?
BarnyardMessiah: pwet?
BarnyardMessiah: pewt, sorry.
MongledMonkey: probably
BarnyardMessiah: The pie...
MongledMonkey: mmmmmm pie.....
BarnyardMessiah: All the other Sadams can just kiss my bottom...
MongledMonkey: heh
MongledMonkey: I'm sure they can
BarnyardMessiah: You congin?
MongledMonkey: nah
BarnyardMessiah: Watching that TV?
MongledMonkey: oh yeah
MongledMonkey: it's burning a hole in my head
MongledMonkey: just the way I like it
BarnyardMessiah: Oh, could you tell that the monkeys were wearing tomahawk missles in that pic?
BarnyardMessiah: Or missles of some kind.
MongledMonkey: they looked like they had penii coming out of thier lower backs
BarnyardMessiah: Yeah, that's what I was afriad of.
BarnyardMessiah: That's why I had a lead in.
MongledMonkey: yeah
MongledMonkey: if you're struggling to find image material for craptacular.. Cliff Yablonski Hates You is the best resource ever
BarnyardMessiah: google gives me all that I will ever need.
MongledMonkey: heh
MongledMonkey: good friggin god these are hilarious
BarnyardMessiah: http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/PhunnyMenace.html
MongledMonkey: [asinine] Rapper Eminem gets clothing line. In other news, asshats around the world will now be easier to recognize.
BarnyardMessiah: heh
BarnyardMessiah: http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/megoburger.html
MongledMonkey: I like when I don't die too
BarnyardMessiah: heh
BarnyardMessiah: Did you watch that other one?
MongledMonkey: yesh
BarnyardMessiah: I like fart humor.
BarnyardMessiah: It never wains...
MongledMonkey: hah
BarnyardMessiah: http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/NEWSBEAT/shock1.html
BarnyardMessiah: http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/NEWSBEAT/shock2.html
MongledMonkey: damn, clownshoe.com and lampshade.com are taken
MongledMonkey: bastards
BarnyardMessiah: What about leftTire?
MongledMonkey: free apparently
BarnyardMessiah: There ya go
MongledMonkey: not so much
BarnyardMessiah: with teh poo?
MongledMonkey: available
BarnyardMessiah: hah
MongledMonkey: clownshoe.org is taken too...strange
BarnyardMessiah: what about lampshade.tv?
MongledMonkey: christ, lampshade.com .net .org and .biz are all taken
BarnyardMessiah: what about .tv?
MongledMonkey: that site didn't have .tv option
MongledMonkey: checking otheres
BarnyardMessiah: hmm.
BarnyardMessiah: www.register.com
MongledMonkey: only .ws and .cc
MongledMonkey: what the fuck are those domains?
BarnyardMessiah: I have no fuggin idea
MongledMonkey: lessee, we have clownshoe.net, .info, .ws, .cc, .biz, .us and .tv
BarnyardMessiah: heheheh
BarnyardMessiah: Did you go to those last two links I sent?
MongledMonkey: one of them
MongledMonkey: damnit! clown-shoe.com is taken too!!
BarnyardMessiah: The second was funnier, it had a pretty good jab at John Tesh in it.
MongledMonkey: heh
MongledMonkey: hooray, clown-mother-fucking-shoe.com is free
BarnyardMessiah: w00t
BarnyardMessiah: how about asscannon.com?
MongledMonkey: asshats-stole-my-domain-name.com is free too
BarnyardMessiah: what about goat-fucking-baby-missle.com?
MongledMonkey: sorry, asscannon.com is taken
MongledMonkey: I'm guessin that one's gonna be free
BarnyardMessiah: You can be sure....
MongledMonkey: lucky you, it's free
BarnyardMessiah: Whoo hoo!
BarnyardMessiah: I shall poop!
BarnyardMessiah: Wait...
MongledMonkey: uh...
MongledMonkey: thanks for the notification
MongledMonkey: keep me posted on the flow
BarnyardMessiah: yes!
BarnyardMessiah: i-shall-poop.com, .uk, .ca, .org, .info, .ws, .tv, and all the others is free!
BarnyardMessiah: i-shall-feces.com is available too.
BarnyardMessiah: The alternatives are the best man!
MongledMonkey: what-I-really-wanted-was-clownshoe-dot-com-but-some-asshat-took-it-already.com is free
BarnyardMessiah: goat-relations-baby-missle.com
BarnyardMessiah: i-am-a-lampshade.com thru .biscut is free.
MongledMonkey: lol
MongledMonkey: i-am-a-lampshade.biscut?
BarnyardMessiah: Why not.
BarnyardMessiah: tornado-of-fuck.com thru .doggie is free.
MongledMonkey: riiiiiight
BarnyardMessiah: tornado-of-doit.com is free too...
BarnyardMessiah: heeheehee
BarnyardMessiah: That's even funnier!
MongledMonkey: asshat.com isn't free but rectal-head-covering.com is
BarnyardMessiah: hahahhahahah!
BarnyardMessiah: goat-salad.com
BarnyardMessiah: that is free.
MongledMonkey: excellent
BarnyardMessiah: road-tetris-leads-to-car-sickness.com is available.
MongledMonkey: damn, shitcreek.com is taken
BarnyardMessiah: That sounds kinda cool.
MongledMonkey: the tetris one?
BarnyardMessiah: Yeah
MongledMonkey: hah
BarnyardMessiah: my-cat-ate-tjhe
BarnyardMessiah: crap
BarnyardMessiah: my-cat-ate-the-whole-thing.com is available
MongledMonkey: peepee-in-your-bung-hole.com is too
BarnyardMessiah: Damnit, only ihateyou.biz, .tv, and .ws is available.
MongledMonkey: boooo!
BarnyardMessiah: It's an addy whore too, not a site.
MongledMonkey: damn
BarnyardMessiah: nachopoweredjesus.com is available.
MongledMonkey: damn, fucknut.com, .org and .net are all taken
MongledMonkey: LOL
BarnyardMessiah: And I'm going to hell.
MongledMonkey: yesh, yesh you aresh
BarnyardMessiah: I don't know how I though of this one, but mom-has-a-stiffy.com is available.
MongledMonkey: O_o
BarnyardMessiah: beautifulboogers.com can be had.
MongledMonkey: skin-those-smoke-waggons.com is free
BarnyardMessiah: www.killme.com
BarnyardMessiah: Finnaly a taken one that isn't a addy whore.
MongledMonkey: hah
MongledMonkey: testicular-compression-via-pendular-foot-action.com is free
BarnyardMessiah: cheesefueledtard.com is free.
MongledMonkey: take-one-for-the-team.com is free
BarnyardMessiah: hah
MongledMonkey: walk-it-off-champ.com is free
BarnyardMessiah: jacko-touched-my-naughty-place.com is free.
MongledMonkey: HAHAH!
BarnyardMessiah: allong with jacko-touched-my-spicy-place.com
MongledMonkey: spicy place huh?
BarnyardMessiah: Thank you thesaurs.com
MongledMonkey: Ive-been-violated.com is free
BarnyardMessiah: jeezus fug! meatsack.com has been taken!
MongledMonkey: doh
BarnyardMessiah: um
BarnyardMessiah: http://www.meatsack.com/
MongledMonkey: what the fuck does that have to do with meatsacks
BarnyardMessiah: I dunno
BarnyardMessiah: Wait, I'll see if my scrabble triple word score works.
MongledMonkey: whowiththewhatnow?
BarnyardMessiah: holy crap!
MongledMonkey: that's free by the way
BarnyardMessiah: meatpod.com is taken!
MongledMonkey: whowiththewhatnow.com
BarnyardMessiah: Ah
MongledMonkey: O_o
BarnyardMessiah: We were playin' scrabble at casey's cousin's house.
BarnyardMessiah: I got a triple word score with meatpod.
BarnyardMessiah: They tried to deny me it, but it's a word dammnit!
MongledMonkey: that's a real owrd eh?
MongledMonkey: *word
MongledMonkey: azzhat.com is free
BarnyardMessiah: poweredbyapethy.com is free.
MongledMonkey: yeah, but it's too much work to register
BarnyardMessiah: hah
BarnyardMessiah: How glib.
MongledMonkey: heheh
BarnyardMessiah: a-snowman-made-of-poop.com is free.
MongledMonkey: imagine that
BarnyardMessiah: along with asnowmanmadeofstool.com
BarnyardMessiah: damnit!
BarnyardMessiah: tankass.com is taken.
MongledMonkey: hah
BarnyardMessiah: Ya know, a girl with a big bottom has "tankass"....
MongledMonkey: yesh
MongledMonkey: and if she has bad teeth, buckledgrill.com is free
BarnyardMessiah: w00t, roadpenis is free.
BarnyardMessiah: roadpenis.com
MongledMonkey: riiiight
BarnyardMessiah: damnit, controlyourself.com is taken
MongledMonkey: hah!!
MongledMonkey: weareallrobots.com is free
BarnyardMessiah: Oh shit...
BarnyardMessiah: go to www.controlyourself.com\
BarnyardMessiah: without the forward slash.
MongledMonkey: damnit, uglyinternet.com is taken
MongledMonkey: interesting controlyourself site btw
BarnyardMessiah: um...
BarnyardMessiah: Damnit, I can't take anymore.
BarnyardMessiah: Oh, have you seen www.abovegod.com
MongledMonkey: uuuuuhhhhhhh.....
BarnyardMessiah: I should have warned you...
MongledMonkey: pureloonacy.com is available
BarnyardMessiah: Brown University has banned Nature's
Harmonic Time Cube as "Forbidden
Truth Knowledge" for they cannot allow
it to become known to their students.
MongledMonkey: teh poo?
BarnyardMessiah: From abovegod.com
MongledMonkey: I figured
BarnyardMessiah: wow.
BarnyardMessiah: redpoop.com is... free.
MongledMonkey: ¬_¬
MongledMonkey: the-world-is-my-rocky-mountain-oyster.com is free
MongledMonkey: hooray!
BarnyardMessiah: bedtime-for-bonzo.com is free.
MongledMonkey: r0ck
MongledMonkey: that's not free in case you were wondering
BarnyardMessiah: satanatemybaby.com is.
MongledMonkey: uh hooray?
MongledMonkey: doh!
MongledMonkey: retardcircus.com is taken
BarnyardMessiah: heh
BarnyardMessiah: go to it, see if it's good.
MongledMonkey: I did
MongledMonkey: I dunno about good...
BarnyardMessiah: too bad, that addy had promis.
MongledMonkey: hah
MongledMonkey: what the hell? myfootyourass.com is taken
MongledMonkey: bigbirdstuckitinmybutt.com is free
BarnyardMessiah: how about buttspelunker.com
MongledMonkey: lol!
MongledMonkey: free, but I don't know if that's spelled right
BarnyardMessiah: I think so.
MongledMonkey: dontbeaclownshoe.com is free
MongledMonkey: my-lampshade-ass-is-going-to-bed-now.com is free
BarnyardMessiah: hehe,
MongledMonkey: see ya
BarnyardMessiah: Yeah, I think I'm done myself.
MongledMonkey: heh
BarnyardMessiah: night]
MongledMonkey: later
Session Close (MongledMonkey): Wed Apr 23 23:28:33 2003

-BarnyardMessiah