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5/5/2003-Nuclear Lab Equipment, Free for the taking.
From what I can understand, we stomped seven new holes in Saddam's ass
because he supported terrorist activities.
Yet, for some reason, by doing so we've opened up all his Nuclear labs
for a free for all. By the time of this writting, two looted labs were
found. They don't know who took stuff, what they took, and what they plan
on doing with it. All we can pray for is whoever did, wrapped the Uranium
235 in no more than a wet bedcloth, and is currently giving off 100,000
lumens of green light in the Iraqi countryside.
With the crumbling soviet empire, we had it bad enough tracking all the
nuclear materials that leaked out, but now it seems that there has been
a terrorist shopping spree in Iraq. All happening under the nose of our
laser guided, night visioned, tomahawk armed, corn fed occupation force.
And to this I say...
WTF?
It was my understanding that we were to remove terrorist friendly dictators,
not give them nuclear material for free! Damnit!
I cannot expect our millitary to be perfect, and I understand that mistakes
happen, but to let this shit get out of the country is just plain fucking
stupid.
Who knows what the got out of those labs, who knows who took it. The
best we can hope is some sun-stroked iraqies had a post liberation party
and took the stuff cause it looked purty.
But my spidy sence tells me that people who knew of the labs, either
in Saddam's own administration or the naughty people he delt with, ran
in after the explosions stopped and strapped as much to camels as they
possibly could. Then they ran off like a Georgian with a road killed Opossum.
And now we have more radioactive goodness with "kill da infedewz"
written all over it.
Oh sweet irony, how I hate your sour kiss on these events in the world.
Well, kids, expect more fun in the future. I have a feeling this shit
isn't gonna end anytime soon.
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