PastPoop
5/16/2003-I have discovered the meaning to life
Lately I've fallen into a slump.
I've been reduced to chatting with WebCam girls, and whinning about how
my life is going nowhere. Then it came to me, a diamond, glittering in
a sea of dead babies. It hase given me a new meaning, a purpose, a new
masturbatory fantasy.
This
is it.
When I saw it, is was filled with joy, and an urge to vomit up the pills
I swallowed. Who would have thought that O.D.ing was so difficult. I just
thought that you could just swallow about 60 or 70 pills of anykind, and
you could consider yourself not alive in just a few minutes.
But not is the case when it comes to laxitives. I think I've pooped so
much, I'm now pooping poop from the future. Like it's poop from food that
I haven't even eaten, that my colon has traved forward in time to secure
enough poop to satisfy the command of all the laxitive that I swallowed.
And my nipples hurt from the menopause medication I took, and I think
I'm having my period. That, or it could just be my anus giving up the
ghost from all the pooping that I happen to be doing as I type this.
But back to the new meaning
to my life.
I can't rant enough on how, by viewing this, you will be saved. Because,
even you my fellow reader, will never be...
THIS
FUCKING STUPID!
Upon viewing this, I averted my eyes, because the nova of stupid was
too much for even me to bear. One who ate everything in his grandmother's
purse couldn't stand the amount of retardation that came out of my monitor.
It's so bad that I think our lord and savior, Alex
Chiu, wouldn't allow me to post any screens of it here.
This is a journey that you will have to take alone.
-BarnyardMessiah Post A CommentRead Comments |