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4/28/2003-Poetry Wars: Episode II: A Smack at the Fools.

Since there was such a 'wonderful' response to my poetry segment, I decided to give the jubbles who didn't like it another taste. You see, the problem with telling me I'm an idiot who knows nothing about anything only inspires me to further your everlasting resentment. You must hate me. It is your destiny. Without further apoo, here's more art d'grandeur for you to masturbate over. Enjoy cocksickles.

Oh, Poo.

I sit. I grunt.
I push, I force.
At last,
A turd.

I delight at the joy,
Of my post defecate orgasm.
It is good.

NO!
My horror!
No paper left to clean.
What to do?

I swipe with clenched teeth.
I feel the grease and corn.
It too feels good.

I flush triumphantly.
I cannot be stayed.
To prove I'm a man,
I hath wipethed with my hand.

The Itch.

I scratch, I claw.
The resonating tear upon my sak.
For 200 dollars,
I got the fucking crabs.

` The bitch said she's clean.
She said she was so tight.
But awoke the next morning,
Crotch crickets were all upon my sight.

After many applications,
Of nut delousing creme,
I decide to stab the ho,
And reclaim my 200 beans.

The Doc.

I work many wonders,
Upon so many beings.
Too bad I'm a psychopath,
With a P.H.d.

I prescribe marijuana,
To addict recoverees,
If they're really nice,
I'll give them LSD.

When I check your tonsils,
I go up thru your blouse,
When I check your colon,
I always use a mouse.

If you're tongue's a little swollen,
You'll have to spread your legs.
I'll need to check your cervix,
With my garden spade.

If you have a little cold,
I'm the guy to see.
I'll fix you up with cyanide,
And watch your gills turn green.

BuH-ByE.

Seems these verses,
For now all I can pass,
And if you think they're stupid,
You can tongue my speckled ass.

For now I'm tired,
I need a bit of rest,
So I can write more poems,
About cutting your momma's breast.

Adios for now,
Good night to you all.
I'm going to watch some porn now,
To unload my swathy balls.

-Insidious_T

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