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4/15/2003-If I could poop down the back of your shirt, I would
Considering the wackiness that precludes this particular entry on Craptacular,
this may seem to be sort of a downer.
Barnyard asked me to write something as a bit of an introduction of myself
to all you who might be reading this website. First off Id like
to say howdy, I go by HighPulp round these parts.
Second, Id like to say that I like to do amusing things. Things
that amuse me and things that amuse the people around me are what I aim
for, but due to the current mode of thinking Im in cant allow
for that just yet. Id like to tell you that I have a bit of bi-polar
sense of humor. Some days I find most everything to be entertaining while
on others it may take quite a bit of some real hardcore funny to awaken
the hibernating humor beast that resides deep with the core of me. Right
now that humor beast is sticking its nose out of its hole to see how cold
it is outside and he does not like whats going on.
My head is a battle ground with my politics, my faith, women, my hate,
my frustration, my envies, my desires, my hopes, my friends, my enemies,
love, and my dreams lined up against each other in trenches and theyve
all decided to rush the no mans land for some righteous hand to
hand combat and small arms fire all the while being shelled.
It hurts some times.
The only problem is that all of these things are connected in so many
different ways that I cant deal with one just by its self.
Its nigh impossible for me to deal with just one issue so I just
have to suck it up and then move on.
My first rant/bitching session : Propaganda and how
It upsets me sometimes when I try to figure out what the hell is wrong
with the world. I see so much bull shit being blasted out of the mouthpieces
from every part of the political spectrum. Whats been bothering
me lately has been this idea that some news sources are more biased than
others i.e. Fox News.
Of course I hear this from Democrats. The same Democrats who watch CNN
and think theyre getting more of the truth than those watching Fox
News. Im sorry but what it really comes down to is that well
never get unbiased news from any source and we only want to hear what
we want to hear. CNN tells the left what they want to hear and the Fox
News tells the right what they want to hear. The same goes for newspapers.
Around here in Seattle we have newspaper called The
Stranger (might be in other cities, but I dont know), which
is the most biased leftist piece of trash Ive ever read. People
believe what The Stranger has to say because reaffirms there far left
viewpoint. Its news is decidedly more biased than Fox News or CNN
but people will still believe anything thats printed or on a screen
that they agree with (whether or not its actually true).
Ah but I know the American news media is biased all the way around,
thats why I read and watch foreign news!
Sorry there tough guy if you think there is going to be any less spin
coming out of Hong Kong or India you got another thing coming. All news
is biased. Period. Every news outlet is a tool of manipulation. When someone
says their source of information has more truth to it then another source
I hear My source of propaganda is better than your source of Propaganda.
Until our news is collected and reported by robots we will never have
truly unfiltered, unbiased news.
Ive no more to say about this at the moment, maybe Ill clarify
some later. See you next time with my next article titled Freedom
of Speech and Censorship: The Difference! or as I like to secretly
call it Eddie Vedder youre an ass, I'm gonna sodomize you
with a pitchfork! Until then I say Good day to you Sir!
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