PastPoop
5/19/2003-So you wanna be a rock superstar?
So,
Who's genius idea was it to do live webcams?
Let's give fat housewifes a method for brodcasting their fat, rippled,
hairy, pimpled asses across the internet. And from the internet, onto
my computer screen.
Now I know what your are saying:
Dude, why the fuck are you looking for that shit anyways?
And my responce is:
I'm fuggin bored asshole.
But there's light at the end of the tunnel, there's a live webcam where
the girls are pretty, and full of personality.
HAH!
There is a place where the girls don't make you start vomiting blood
and shitting out your intestines, and it's
here. But don't expect any of them to have any more personality than
white wallpaper, there was only one girl there that had a sence of humor.
It's a gateway to some camwhore nudiebooth thingy, so the girls are suppose
to lure you in. This means that they are at your mercy.
A thing to note about this site, they can't see your address, so all
you have to do is change your nickname and you are good to go for another
round.
There's one in there named Tabitha that looks like a Carnie. She's a
rough redheaded trailerjockey that would loose a personality contest to
a tree. Another is called SassyViper, I think she wants to be goth, but
that would require her to be gloomy about something other than the fact
that daddy didn't get her a malibu barbie for christmas. The only one
who took my shit like a champ went by Scarlett, and I even fired off my
dead baby jokes at her.
The best are the countless number of overrevved chumps that try to talk
the clothes off these girls. They try everything from the Mr. Rogers angle
to "sho m3 ur titz!!!!!!!!11111111111111lolololololol". Crapping
on these guys is easy, and if your good like me, you can get the girl
to start crapping on them too.
Nothing is more fun than ruining some guys masterbatory fantasy.
See you in hell.
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