PastPoop

6/8/2003-Take it out on someone else

Well, the lack of updates is this, I haven't been myself lately.

All I can say, and this is directed to our vagina equipped readers, is take it easy on us guys. We really do suffer alot of your shit in silence.

So I've been left with alot of frustration/angst/depression/gas to work through. So far the best way that I have found is to take it out on someone else. I have also found a perfect target, he's not in this country, he badgers real easy, and he is insane. Seriously.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Claudio Acuña!

This fruitloop was posting something about McDonald's videotaping people while they poop on an Anti-Scientology site. He posted his email on serveral times, and I took advantage of this easy fodder.

So lets cut to the chase and get to the emails!

Here's my first one:

Subject:We are not McDonald's

Stop with your complaints on McDonalds and we will not eat your soul

He responded with:

Subject: In McDonald`s you watching while you are shitting

Inside the McDonald's premises, in Florida street,
almost Lavalle corner, in Buenos Aires Argentina,
hidden cameras film the clients while they are
shitting (defecating) at the ground floor toilet
rooms. At the same time a security employee watchs the
clients by means of a monitor and a closed circuit of
TV

Claudio Acuña
claudioacuna@yahoo.com

I followed up with:

Subject: Re: In McDonald`s you watching while you are shitting

No,

They use a flux capasitor to capture your soul via your anus. The cameras
themselves only act as a verification tool. They use the souls of people to
power their machines of hate, which Mickey Mouse uses to drive good honest
people into the ground.

If you continue to spread this message we will be forced to capture you, and
have a bunch of sex starved Silver Back Gorrillas gang rape you.

This is your final warning.

-The Master of the internet.

His responce:

Subject: Estafa en el complejo Habitacional Quilmes II

El Complejo Habitacional Quilmes II se quedò con diez
mil dòlares de mi pertenencia. Yo los quiero de
vuelta. Les voy a hacer cualquier cosa si no transan.
Se quedaron con mi plata. Parte de sus ladrillos son
mìos.

Claudio Acuña
claudioacuna@uahoo.com

Translation:

The Housing Complex Quilmes II was build with 10 million dollars of my dollars. I want my piece back. I am going to do them anything if not trade. It was build with my silver. Part of those bricks are mine.

My responce:

Subject: Re: Estafa en el complejo Habitacional Quilmes II

Me llamo es Claudio Acuna,

Estoy loco! No tengo ningunos amigos. Los amigos que tuve antes yo me
volví loco se fue. Ahora soy todo solo.

Mas gatos esta en mis pantalones. Pienso que el internet es falsificación.
Aprecio hacer el sexo con los niños.

-Claudio Acuna
claudioacuna@yahoo.com

Translation:

My name is Claudio Acuna,

I'm crazy! I have no friends. All my friends left after I went crazy. Now I am all alone.

Alot of cats are in my pants. I belive the internet is a lie. I like to have sex with little boys.

-Claudio Acuna
claudioacuna@yahoo.com

The last email I got from him was:

Subject: Abordaje en la Internet

Cuando un desconocido te aborda en la Internet es
en mucho más de un noventa y nueve por ciento probable
que el que lo hace sea un empleado de la red
componiendo un personaje a tal efecto.

Claudio Acuña
claudioacuna@yahoo.com

P.D.: si quieres leer màs de mis mensajes pon Claudio
Acuña en el buscador de Yahoo

Translation:

When a stranger like you composes such a false personage it is greater than a 91% chance that he is an employee of the network.

Claudio Acuña
claudioacuna@yahoo.com

P.S. If you want to see more of my messages put Claudio Acuna in the Yahoo search engine.

My last responce was:

Subject: Re: Abordaje en la Internet (Below the internet, if you are wondering)

I allready told you I was the Master of the Internet.

Asshole

And yes, I know I'm going to hell. I'll save a seat for you.

-BarnyardMessiah